Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photographs involving tennis rackets

I'm stuck on the "Heathers" quotes today.

I don't want to know how it happened, but Stacie J. got the axe on "The Apprentice" last night. So I guess I have to take back what I said about The Donald keeping her on the show for ratings purposes...my theory doesn't hold water since he fired her in week three. I'm sorry D...I was wrong to call you out like that.

I often don't commit myself to new shows b/c I feel that I already have enough on my plate w/ Everwood, The OC, Scrubs, Arrested Development, The Apprentice, and anything on HBO (though, sadly, the season just ended...sniffle). But I think I'm going to check out this Veronica Mars b/c of all the buzz it's getting (via AICN). Variety called it the "smartest teen-oriented drama since 'Freaks and Geeks.'" This made my eyes light up a little bit, seeing as how I think F & G is the greatest tv show of all time. That's right- all time. I display my autographed DVD (by Judd Apatow) proudly on top of my tv as if it were a signed picture of Chad Micheal Murray (or whoever really sets your heart a flutter). And I know I should probably be moving away from "teen-oriented" shows since I'm almost 25, but I can't help myself...look at the alternatives. Dramas for "adults" are either CSI or Law and Order..yeah, they don't really do it for me. Or I guess those crappy Lifetime shows. No thanks...I may watch a lot of tv, but even I have standards...burn!

I'm fascinated by this article on La.com: Is Jeremy Sisto Circumcised? (via Defamer). I don't really have a comment, I'm not one to talk about such things as "penises" or "circumcisions", I'm a lady...but I will say, turtleneck or no turtleneck, I'd do him. And I know Ashley will like this, seeing as how she was the one who told me about the play in the first place.

Countdown: 2 hours from this moment. If I didn't stay late everyday. Which I do. Not by choice.
R.